Homework (part 1)

Assignment (from davidwilmothall):

Compose Nostradamus-like quatrains to predict
1) Two-term election of illiterate, born-again coke snorting shit for
brains, George W. Bush
2) Collapse of three branches of American gov-ment into wealthiest 0.001%
adult bible study class
3) Rise of Fox News and conservative talk radio
4) The fact that Saturday Night Live has not been funny in your lifetime and
only sporadically in mine
5) Religious conversion, current G-rating (no strings attached) of Artist
Formerly Known as Very Nasty
6) Bourbon Street daiquiri bars, Jimmy Buffet cover bands: Harbinger of
destruction for 150 sq. mile area coastal area around New Orleans

1.
A jester of court with powder'd nose
From oil borne and politic throes
Through mediocrity and skull'd bone
Served seconds from whence firsts were thrown

2.
Plush landscape Roved in five year's spin
To desolate dust and trickle-down drip
Three branches pruned to a singular whip
A burning Bush's commandments begin

3.
From opiate swell'd head disgrace unstuck
Speaketh the head, "Let me finish what I was saying!"
Much less news than under-raked muck
To heed such bias is progress Delaying